Who has fucking block parties???

I thought I escaped this barbaric crap when I moved to the north shore of LI...the people down the block near the entrance of the development are having a block party today, causing me to go all the way around the development to get out.

I am sorry that I am a party pooper and a social recluse, but a bunch of idiots standing around the street drinking beer complaining about how their "boss" is an asshole while their kids are in that stupid fuckin blowup jumping castle so they don't have to watch them, while there wives talk about how they don't get fucked anymore is just not part of my culture. You know what I just might do?, I just might "be a good neighbor" have a fucking miller light and talk about how conversions are down and triple anal is now all the craze. That'll put a halt to their festivities now won't it.

I moved to an exclusive neighborhood to avoid these cretin only to be bottled in by them. Have your party in your yard and get the fuck off my road!

And don't even get me started about parades. Fuck parades! Blocking my roads and cause traffic so the goddamn high school band can play their god forsaken out of tune music somewhere, and the local veterans can take the uniforms from 1943 out of mothballs to [Barely] walk down the street really pisses me off. Isn't there a local Elks lodge they can go to? When I was a kid we walked down and took a look when there was a parade (usually to see the fire trucks..."oooo look at the pretty lights"!)and it lasted 15 minutes, but now it's a whole day affair. these assholes take folding chairs and coolers like they are online for fucking Grateful dead tickets. Can't people just stay the fuck home and let me drive my car?

And I'll tell you one thing. If that awful 80's pop, and wedding music plays one minute after 10pm and can be heard from my house, out comes the Mossberg 500, and i'm not shitting either.